Silly Songs with Star - Tutoring Tooters

Decided to write my first original Silly Song, as all the rest were taken from shows I enjoy. The melody is based on the Baby Shakespeare theme.

Announcer: (speaking) And now it's time for Silly Songs with Star, the part of the show where Star comes out and sings a silly song. Today, Star is at the Sprout Sharing Show Theater, tutoring three tutors. Looks like a tongue twister, here!

Star: Here I am at the theater
Tutoring three tutors to toot
They're practicing their music
And playing on the flute

Patty: With Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
And Hot Cross Buns, too

Curtis: There's so many songs in a songbook

Ricky: Oh, what are we to do?

Star: Slow and steady and serious
That's the way to go

Ricky: You know that it's true, we're all older than you

Curtis: So, everything about tooting we know

(gets faster)

Star: Here I am at the theater
Tutoring three tutors to toot
They're practicing their music
And playing on the flute

Patty: I know how to play the flute
Fast or slow you see

Ricky: Now, we can do anything we want
No tooting rules for me!

Curtis: Make it classical music or make it an Irish jig

Star: You three are tooting experts,
For an owl, rabbit, and pig

Patty (speaking): That's right!

Star: Here I am at the theater
Tutoring three tutors to toot
They're practicing their music
And playing on the flute

(speaking) Even faster!

(music gets faster)

Star: Here I am at the theater
Tutoring three tutors to toot
They're practicing their music
And playing on the flute

(even faster) Here I am at the theater
Tutoring three tutors to toot
They're practicing their music
And playing on the flute

Here I am at the theater
Tutoring three tutors to...

(Patty, Ricky, and Curtis collapse to the ground, exhausted)

Star: ...Toot?

Announcer (speaking): This has been Silly Songs with Star, tune in next time to hear the Sprout House Band sing...

Ricky, Patty, and Curtis (offscreen): We are very tired, now, we don't want to play the flute!

Star (offscreen): Fine!