Easton's family

You all know Easton, our very special friend from the Hills of Sprout, but have you met his paternal family? His dad, Dean (born March 12, 1973), who is married to mom Brittany "Britta" (born July 12, 1976), was born to grandparents Jerry (born March 31, 1931) and Debra "Debbie" (neé Buggams) (born January 22, 1940), with his siblings Aunt Daisy (born November 23, 1964), who was married to Uncle Chip (May 17, 1962 - March 18, 2016) and adopted Cousin Brandon (born March 7, 1987) from Brazil, where he was born Sérgio Brandão, Uncle David (born April 20, 1972), who is married to aunt Katie (neé Crawlston) (born April 25, 1971) and gave birth to cousins Kevin (born January 14, 1991) and Molly (born May 24, 1997), and Aunt Debra "Debbie" (Jr.) (born July 2, 1975), who is married to Uncle Chris (born September 23, 1978) and gave birth to cousins Tori (born December 30, 2003) and Aideen (born December 9, 1992). There's also Grandpa's sister, Great Aunt Ruth (born July 21, 1925) and family friend iguana Rebecca (born August 5, 1974). Easton's family members live in Pennsylvania, such as the main man and Aunt Daisy and cousin Brandon (who live in Pittsburgh), and others, such as Uncle David and Aunt Katie (who live in New Haven), live three states away in Connecticut, and sometimes come to visit him and his parents in the Hills (which are by Philadelphia), especially when they still lived in Coatesville and Easton was a baby (they even got to visit him in the hospital after Britta gave birth to him), and sometimes he comes to visit his grandparents, who live in Butler. The caterpillar family is funny, cracking everyone up all the time, but are just like any family, kind and loving, and they love each other to the moon and back.

Note fom author: I came up with most of these names ("most" meaning except Katie's) in my sleep last night.