Silly Songs with Star - The Water Buffalo Song

Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Silly Songs with Star, the part of the show where Star comes out and sings a silly song, so, without further ado, Silly Songs with Star.

Star (speaking): The Water Buffalo Song

(singing) Everybody's got a Water Buffalo,
Yours is fast, but mine is slow
Oh, where'd you get it? I don't know,
But everybody's got a water buffalo

I took my buffalo to the store,
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor

Mr. C (speaking): STOP IT! Everyone does NOT have a water buffalo, we're going to get nasty letters saying "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?," and are you prepared to deal with that? STOP BEING SO SILLY!

Announcer (speaking): This has been Silly Songs with Star. Tune in next time to hear Star say...

Star: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is big, but mine is blue
First one's small, then how about you,
Oh, everybody's got a baby kangaroo

Mr. C (screams)