Ukulele Karaoke with Nina - Lance the Turtle

Mr. C (offscreen): And now it's time for Ukulele Karaoke with Nina, the part of the show where Nina comes out and sings a 'ukelele karaoke

Nina (speaking): Uh, what's going on?

Kevin (speaking): You are doing the ukulele karaoke, no?

Nina (speaking): No, I'm on a break, this is the Pirates-

Kevin (speaking): They are busy with the rest of the show. Your lyrics. Bring in the props!

Nina (speaking): But wait

Kevin (speaking): Light breeze! Light breeze!

Nina (speaking): Hold on a sec! I'm totally unprepared to do a solo

Kevin (speaking): Your backup singers

Nina (speaking): What? Isn't that the-

Kevin (speaking): Wait they are the Stage Mice from The Sprout Sharing Show.

Nina (speaking): But, really, this is Star's gig, I can't just-

Kevin (speaking): The show must go on! Quick, that is your cue! Just follow along, you'll be fine.

Stage Mice: Lance the turtle
Aloha, Lance
Lance the turtle
Dance dance dance

Lance the turtle
Aloha Lance
Lance the turtle
Dance dance dance

Nina: Well, I keep a little turtle at my uncle and my aunt's
My auntie's name is Myrtle and my island turtle's name is Lance
He doesn't wander far, even if he has a chance
He just plays his 'ukulele and he does the hula dance
(speaking) What?

Stage Mice: Lance the turtle
Aloha, Lance
Lance the turtle
Dance, dance, dance

Lance the turtle
Aloha, Lance
Lance the turtle
Dance, dance, dance

Nina: He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night
Invited all his turtle pals to come and have a weeki bite
The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing
The one that lived across the street arrived there in the spring
(speaking) Oh, I get it! Turtles are slow, so it took him a long time. That's pretty good.

Stage Mice: Lance the turtle
Aloha, Lance
Lance the turtle
Dance, dance, dance

Lance the turtle
Aloha, Lance
Lance the turtle
Dance, dance, dance

Nina: But Lance just kept on cooking, he was really full of glee
He was marinading ribs 'cuz he likes... huh... syrup with his feta cheese?
(speaking) I'm sorry I just-
Lance's purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please
Pineapples are shiny, spotted ticky bumblebees, oh man

Stage Mice: Lance the turtle
Aloha, Lance
Lance the turtle
Dance, dance, dance (Wait a minute, guys, I don't think this is right)

Lance the turtle (It doesn't make any sense!)
Aloha, Lance (It works for us!)
Lance the turtle (But-)
Dance, dance, dance (The song, the song!)

Nina: There are lunches of chocolate fingers spinning slowly in the school
Molakimikimaka, fluffy bunnies driving in the pool, oh, Star
1, 000 igloos wax the peas
Spray luggage into tree
Raining puppies flying clown
Flopping tuna haili ow oh forget it
Oh hoh A box of sneezy coconuts zucchini polo leg
Zucchini with spaggehti sauce it makes a fluffy parapeg
Paper plastic porcupines ze horsey makes his bed
Alukunokiakakiaalasisparisred

Stage Mice: Lance the turtle
Aloha, Lance

Mr. C (offscreen): This has been Ukulele Karaoke with Nina. Tune in next time, when Nina says...

Nina (offscreen): I'll be in my dressing room

Stage Mice (offscreen): Dance dance dance!