Schoolhouse Polka with Star
Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Schoolhouse Polka with Star, the part of the show where Star comes out and sings a schoolhouse polka.
Star: Whether, whether, whether, whether, Whether you like it or not.
Weather, weather, weather, weather, Weather is cold, warm and hot.
Two, two, two, two, Two of my favorite toys.
I’m bringing to, to, to, to A place the first one enjoys and I like it, too!
Background singers and Larry: Homophones!
Homophones!
Where the crews come cruising down the plane!
Homophones!
Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
I know a pear, pear, pear, pear with a pair of really soft shoes.
He wears them to pare, pare, pare, pare bushes that easily bruise.
I planted rows, rows, rows, rows of a horribly bad smelling rose.
Now no one knows, knows, knows, knows, If the scent will be leaving my nose! But most likely no.
Background singers and Larry: Homophones!
Homophones!
Where the toads are towed out on the plane!
Homophones!
Homophones!
I need my kneaded biscuits plain!
Whether, whether, whether, whether, Whether you like it or not.
Weather, weather, weather, weather, Weather is cold, warm and hot.
Announcer (speaking): This has been Schoolhouse Polka with Star. Tune in next time to hear Star sing...
Star: What happened to my preposition?
I took it on an expedition.
Put it by the thing I keep my fish in.
Got infected with a skin condition.
Announcer (speaking): ...And...
Star: I’m a pronoun,
They’re a pronoun,
He’s a pronoun,
She’s a pronoun,
Wouldn’t you like to be a pronoun too?
Announcer (speaking): ...And...
Star: It was the Biggest,
bluest,
cleanest,
brightest,
Quickest,
newest,
roundest,
nicest,
Softest,
tallest,
toughest,
lightest,
Smoothest,
kindest,
flattest,
tightest,
Most amazing adjective I’d ever seen!
Announcer (speaking): ...And...
Star: I’m done.
Announcer (speaking): Interjections? Adverbs?
Star: …ahh, no.
Announcer (announcer): Alrighty.
