Silly Songs with Star - Song of the Zebu

Not "Cebu," Larry. Cebu is an island in the Philippines, while zebus are cattle from Asia.

Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Silly Songs with Star, the part of the show where Star comes out and sings a silly song.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
Star presents,
In a sequential image, stereo-phonic, multi-media event
The Song Of The Zebu!

Star: Zebu!
(speaking) This is a song about a boy,
A song about a little boy and his zebus,
A song about a little boy and his three zebus!
The little boy who had a sick zebu,
A sad zebu
And a mute zebu
And also a hippo
Umm, umm,
This is me at the airport,
This is my aunt Luna,
This is me in a bull fight,
This is me fighting a bull,

Banjo, Chica, and Patty (speaking): Oooh

Star (speaking): This is me and the bull

Banjo, Chica, and Patty (speaking): Aaah

Star (speaking): This is me and the bull, and I think that's the bull's cousin, he's a zebu.

Mr. C (speaking): Hold it! You call this a multi-media event? This is a slide projector and ... and a bed sheet! And what on Earth is a zebu anyway?

Star (speaking): It's kinda like a cow, see?

Mr. C (speaking): Yes, well very good, this could be interesting, carry on!

Star: Zebu! (speaking) Sing it with me!
(singing) Zebu
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Zebu

Star: Boy is riding with zebu
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Boy is riding with zebu
Star: Into town in his canoe
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Into town in his canoe

Star: Sick zebu is rowing and sneezing
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo

Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo moo moo)

Star: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Hippo chewing on bamboo
Star: Can't see boy and three zebus
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Can't see boy and three zebus
Star: Sad zebu is rowing and crying
Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo moo moo
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Boo hoo moo moo moo moo

Star: Zebu!
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Zebu!
Star: Zebu!
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Zebu!
Achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo
Achoo moo moo achoo moo moo boo hoo moo moo Zebu!

Star: Hippo seen by mute zebu
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Hippo seen by mute zebu
Star: Tries to tell the other two
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: Tries to tell the other two
Star: Mute zebu is waving and grunting
uhmmm, uhmmm,
uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm
Banjo, Chica, and Patty: uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm,
uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm, uhmmm

Star (speaking): Uh oh

Mr. C (speaking): Wait! What happens next?

Star (speaking): Um

Mr. C (speaking) Does the hippo see them? Is the poor mute zebu successful in communicating the eminent danger to the other passengers? Is the boy injurered? Why is the sad zebu sad? Is the canoe wood or aluminum? This is quite disappointing, I'm going to have to speak to Nina about this.

Star (speaking): Oh, look, a Zebu! No, wait, that's a water buffalo

Banjo, Chica, and Patty: No more song about zebu
Need another verse or two
Audience is standing and leaving
Bye-bye moo moo bye bye moo
Bye-bye moo moo moo moo

Banjo (speaking): I want my money back

Star (speaking): Yeah, that'd be good