Silly Songs with Star - Endangered Love

Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Silly Songs with Star, the part of the show where Star comes out and sings a silly song. We join Star as he follows the tragic saga of Barbara Manatee in the daytime drama, Endangered Love.

Star: Barbara manatee

Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee

Star: You are the one for me

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me

Star: Sent from up above

Backup Singers: Up above, up above

Star: You are the one I love

Backup Singers: Barbara, oh Barbara

Bill: Please don't cry, Barbara
You're a nice manatee
You've been so good to me
But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all
And you can't come because you don't speak french
Au revoir!

Barbara: But if you leave, Bill
Who will take me to the ball?
Who's going to take me to the ball, Bill?
I have a new dress and shoes,
And new manatee lipstick!
Who will take me to the ball?

Star: (Jumps off couch) I'll take you to the ball, Barbara Manatee!

Barbara: Please don't go

Bill: I must

Barbara: Don't go

Bill: I must

Barbara: Don't

Bill: Must!

Barbara: Don't, don't!

Bill: Must, must!

Star: Barbara manatee

Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee

Star: You are the one for me

Backup Singers: One for me, one for me

Star: Sent from up above

Backup Singers: Manatee from heaven

Star: You are the one I love

Star: Barbara manatee

Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee

Star: I'll be your mon ami

Backup Singers: Mon ami, mon ami

Star: I'll take you to the ball

Backup Singers: To the ball, to the ball

Star: I hope you're not too tall

Backup Singers: You might have trouble dancing

Barbara: Bill, I've learned French.

Bill: You have?

Barbara: Mais oui, je sui manatee. See?

Bill: Oui, oui, mon ami
I always knew you could
I really hoped you would
Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?

Barbara: Yes. But first, Bill. (singing) Will you take me to the ball? Oh, Bill. Will you take me to the ball?

Bill: I can't dance.

Barbara: You can't?

Bill: No.

Barbara: I must go!

Bill: Please don't go

Barbara: I must

Bill: Don't go

Barbara: I must

Bill: Don't

Barbara: Must!

Bill: Don't, don't!

Barbara: Must, must!

Star: Barbara manatee

Backup Singers: Manatee, manatee

Star: You are the one--

Nina (speaking): Star, what are you doing?

Star (speaking): Just, watching a little TV, Nina.

Nina (speaking): Well, maybe you should read a book.

Star (speaking): Yeah. Okay.

Announcer (speaking): This has been Silly Songs with Star. Tune in next time to hear Bill say,

Bill (offscreen): Barbara! I've learned to dance!

Barbara (offscreen: Oh, Bill.