Silly Songs with Star - Lord Jim

Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Silly Songs with Star, the part of the show where Star comes out and sings a silly song. Today, Star is at a castle strumming away on his lute:

Star (singing): I know an old bloke,
And his name is Lord Jim,
And he had a wife who threw tomatoes at him,
Now tomatoes is juicy,
Don't injure the skin,
But these ones they did,
They was inside a tin.

Oh Jurrah!
Background: Oh Jurrah!
What'd you say?
Background: What'd you say?
For The Queen of society lives down away!

Oh Jurrah!
Background: Oh Jurrah!
What'd you say?
Background: What'd you say?
For The Queen of society lives down away!

I know an old lady,
Her name is Miss Brown,
She was having a bath,
She couldn't come down,
She said that she would be down in a tick,
She slipped on the soap,
She did come down quick.

Oh Jurrah!
Background: Oh Jurrah!
What'd you say?
Background: What'd you say?
For The Queen of society lives down away!

Oh Jurrah!
Background: Oh Jurrah!
What'd you say?
Background: What'd you say?
For The Queen of society lives down away!

Oh Jurrah!
Background: Oh Jurrah!
What'd you say?
Background: What'd you say?
For The Queen of society lives down away!

Announcer (speaking): This has been Silly Songs with Star. Tune in next time to hear Star say...

Star (offscreen): Have I ever told you the tale of Queen Bean?