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Flashback Songs with Patty - Dance Myself to Sleep

Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Flashback Songs with Patty, the part of the show where we show a musical number from Patty's past. We go back to 2000, when Patty was six and Peggy was ten, on a very sleepless night.

Patty: Sometimes I have trouble falling asleep, but, it's not so bad

Peggy (speaking): Not again!

Patty: I don't worry, and, I don't weep, in fact, I'm glad

Because I get up off my pillow and I flip on the light

Peggy (speaking): Turn the light back off!

Patty: I get down and get hip in the middle of the night

I stretch, and, I yawn, and, then, I breathe real deep

Peggy (speaking): Patty...

Patty: And dance myself to sleep

Peggy: Ooooh, why me?

Patty: I hoof around my beddy, just a-tappin' my toes,

Before I know what's happened, I'm a-ready to doze,

Peggy (speaking): Oooh...

Patty: Got some partners I can count on called the Boogie Woogie Sheep

Peggy (speaking): What?

Patty: And dance myself to sleep

Peggy (speaking): I don't believe this!

Patty: I gently rock a bye myself across the floor

I turn, and, then, I toss, and, then, I start to snore

My trusty little bugle helps me spread the news

That I'm tappin' to taps and, I'm a-rarin' to snooze

Peggy (speaking): Oh, not the bugle!

Patty, those sheep are tap dancing!

Oooh, why me?

Patty (speaking): Oh, that's nothing, Peg!

Peggy (speaking): Patricia Jane Pig, your sheep!

Patty: Well, I'm getting kinda drowsy so the moment has come

For the sheep to take my sister, who's feeling kinda glum

Gotta shuffle off to dreamland, got a date to keep

We'll dance ourselves to sleep, oh, yeah

We'll dance ourselves to sleep, we're in our jammies

We'll dance ourselves to sleep, and, thank you, lambies

We'll dance ourselves to sleep

Announcer (speaking): This has been Flashback Songs with Patty. Tune in next time to hear Peggy say...

Peggy (offscreen): I STILL can't get any sleep!