Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Silly Songs with Star, the part of the show where Star comes out and sings a silly song. Today, Star is going to pop a musical question...
Star: Oh-me, oh-my, oh-you
Whatever shall I do
Hallelujah, the question is peculiar
I'd give a lot of dough
If only I could know
The answer to my question
Is it yes or is it no
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
Now the nation rise as one
To send their only son
Up to the White House
Yes, the nation's only White House
To voice their discontent
Unto the Pres-I-dent
The one burning question
What has swept this continent
Star speaks:
If tin whistles are made of tin
What do they make fog horns out of?
Boom, boom!
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
If your mother says don't chew it
Do you swallow it in spite
Can you catch it on your tonsils
Can you heave it left and right
Does your chewing gum lose its flavour
On the bedpost overnight
On the bedpost overnight
Man:
Hello there, I love you and the one who holds you tight
Star:
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday
Thursday, Friday, Sat'day night
On the bedpost overnight
Man:
A dollar is a dollar and a dime is a dime
Star:
He'd sing another chorus
But he hasn't got the time
On the bedpost overnight, yeah
Announcer (speaking): This has been Silly Songs with Star. Tune in next time to hear Star say...
Star (offscreen): Have I ever told you how I feel about stale food?