Silly Songs with Star - The Hairbrush Song

Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Silly Songs with Star, the part of the show where Star comes out and sings a silly song. Our curtain opens as Star, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. Having no success, Star cries out...

Star: Oh, where is my hairbrush?

Oh, where is my hairbrush?

Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh where, oh, where, oh, wheeeeere...is my hairbrush?

Announcer (speaking): Having heard his cry, Brussel Sprout enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Star in a towel, Brussel regains his composure and reports...

Brussel: I think I saw a hairbrush back there!

Star: Back there is my hairbrush.

Back there is my hairbrush.

Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back theeeeere...is my hairbrush.

Announcer (speaking): Having heard his joyous proclamation, Patty Pig enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Star in a towel, Patty regains her composure and comments...

Patty: Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair!

Announcer: Star is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Star wonders...

Star: No hair for my hairbrush.

No hair for my hairbrush.

No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where, back there, no haaaaair...for my hairbrush!

Announcer: Having heard his wonderings, Nina enters the scene. Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Star in a towel, Nina regains her composure and confesses...

Nina (speaking): Star, that old hairbrush of yours... well, you never use it, you really don't need it, so, well I'm sorry...I didn't know. But I gave it to Lara, 'cause she's got hair.

Announcer: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Star stumbles back and laments...

Star: Not fair for my hairbrush.

Not fair! My poor hairbrush.

Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, back there, not fair, not fair, not faaaaair! My little hairbrush!

Announcer (speaking): Having heard his lament, Lara enters the scene. Herself In a towel, both Star and Lara are shocked and slightly Embarrassed at the sight of... each other. But recognizing Star's generosity, Lara is thankful...

Lara: Thanks for the hairbrush.

Announcer (speaking): Yes, good has been done here. Lara exits the scene. Star smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the Hairbrush, calls out...

Star: Take care of my hairbrush.

Take care, oh, my hairbrush.

Take care, take, care, don't dare not care, take care, nice hair, no fair, take care, take caaaaaare...of my hairbrush!

Announcer (speaking): The End.