Announcer (speaking): And now it's time for Silly Songs with Banjo, the part of the show where Banjo comes out and sings a silly song. Today, Banjo is at the Sprout Sharing Show Theater, where she and Curtis are going to sing about being a fan of the bass player.
Curtis: Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba ba ba ba ba, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba bum bum bum
Banjo: Hey, Mr. Bass Man, you got that certain somethin'
Hey, Mr. Bass Man, you sent that a-music thumpin'
To you, it's easy when you go 1, 2, 3
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
Curtis (speaking): You mean ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba?
Banjo (speaking): Yeah, (singing): Hey, Mr. Bass Man,
You're on all the songs, with a
Ba ba ba ba boom boom
And a di di di boom boom bong
Hey, Mr. Bass Man, you're the hidden king of rock and roll,
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
Curtis (speaking): No, no, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Banjo: Well, it don't mean a thing when the leader's singin',
Or when he goes aye aye aye aye aye aye aye
Hey, Mr. Bass Man, I'm asking just one thing,
Will you please teach me, mmm, yeah, the way you sing?
Cause Mr. Bass Man, I wanna be a bass man too,
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
Curtis (speaking): Try this, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Banjo: Di di boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom
Curtis: (speaking) With me!
Curtis and Banjo: Boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom
Banjo: Well, it don't mean a thing when the leader's singin',
Or when he goes aye aye aye aye aye aye aye
Hey, Mr. Bass Man, I'm asking just one thing,
Will you please teach me, mmm, yeah, the way you sing?
Cause Mr. Bass Man, I wanna be a bass man too,
Ba ba ba ba ba ba
Curtis (speaking): Try this, ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
Banjo: Di di boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom
Curtis: (speaking) With me!
Curtis and Banjo: Boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom
Boom boom boom boom boom, boom boom boom boom boom
Announcer (speaking): This has been Silly Songs with Banjo. Tune in next time to hear Banjo say...
Banjo (offscreen): Isn't this supposed to be Star's gig?
Curtis (offscreen): Yeah, I dunno why they gave it to you.